"Toys R Us got me fucked up"
??? i’m not sure if you sent this to me by accident or not but if you MEANT to send it to me i don’t know who you are at all and i have no idea what you’re talking about/referring to, sorry :/ for the record i can’t think of anyone who i’ve talked to online who i hate -shrug-
George Washingtoad was a Toad in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! in The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!. Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool and Toad helped him fight King Koopa and his Koopa Troop. He is a general for the thirteen Mushroom Colonies.
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD
do u ever wonder if any ppl u were friends with in childhood turned out to be rly gay
i was the one who turned out really gay
baby: f… f… f…
dad: father? are you trying to say father?
baby: 4 2 0 S K E L E T O N C O L L E C T I V E
dad: shit yeah
*the baby hits the blunt and its flesh begins to melt away revealing its transcended skeletal form as an awesome guitar riff plays from nowhere*
If tumblr is so accepting, then why is it that i, cheap suit-wearing 18 year old libertarian daddydom with pencil fingers,
was i laying in bed for 2 hours with my mind racing of the sims so my brain couldn’t relax….. mayb