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vinebox:

"Toys R Us got me fucked up"

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Is there a reason I don't exist anymore? I just want to know what I did so I can get it off my chest.
Anonymous

??? i’m not sure if you sent this to me by accident or not but if you MEANT to send it to me i don’t know who you are at all and i have no idea what you’re talking about/referring to, sorry :/ for the record i can’t think of anyone who i’ve talked to online who i hate -shrug-

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quagmath:

George Washingtoad was a Toad in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! in The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!. Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool and Toad helped him fight King Koopa and his Koopa Troop. He is a general for the thirteen Mushroom Colonies.
He is an obvious spoof of George Washington, the revolutionary war general and first president of the United States of America. Also, unlike all the Toads in the cartoon, he has hair and a nose.

quagmath:

George Washingtoad was a Toad in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! in The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!. Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool and Toad helped him fight King Koopa and his Koopa Troop. He is a general for the thirteen Mushroom Colonies.

He is an obvious spoof of George Washington, the revolutionary war general and first president of the United States of America. Also, unlike all the Toads in the cartoon, he has hair and a nose.

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baby: da- da-
dad: daddy???
baby: Damon Albarn (born 23 March 1968) is an English musician, singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and record producer. He is the frontman of the Britpop/alternative rock band Blur as well as co-founder, vocalist and principal songwriter of virtual band Gorillaz.
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pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD

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neatpotatoes:

diamoncls:

do u ever wonder if any ppl u were friends with in childhood turned out to be rly gay

i was the one who turned out really gay

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dadsthetic

darecrow:

bubblegloopswamp:

*tucks my shirt into my pants*

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okthorpe:

baby: f… f… f…

dad: father? are you trying to say father?

baby: 4 2 0 S K E L E T O N C O L L E C T I V E

dad: shit yeah

*the baby hits the blunt and its flesh begins to melt away revealing its transcended skeletal form as an awesome guitar riff plays from nowhere*

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plastickitten:

If tumblr is so accepting, then why is it that i, cheap suit-wearing 18 year old libertarian daddydom with pencil fingers,

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was i laying in bed for 2 hours with my mind racing of the sims so my brain couldn’t relax….. mayb

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i fell asleep sometime between 5:30-6:00am and you know what, when my parents come back with coffee and Shitty Ass McDonald’s breakfast im going to get up